Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I don't know who wrote that, but it sure made me laugh!
That was so funny! I love it!!! (Totally deserving of all the exclamation points I gave it.)
ReplyDeleteHilarious! And now I'm bummed that I don't believe in reincarnation ;)
ReplyDeleteYes, if I was to reincarnate, I would definitly choose the bear... Good one!
ReplyDeleteI loved that!!! and it made me smile after a very trying afternoon...thanks!
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ReplyDeleteI've heard that before, but it always makes me smile!
ReplyDeleteI love this! So funny. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteKelli
Love this post! It made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteI liked that too. I wanna be a bear! My hubby's mother was actually nicknamed, "Mamma Bear!"
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