Now just like the moon, she's going through another phase. Phase 3 involves water, water, everywhere, as much as you can drink. She read somewhere that the number of ounces of water you drink each day should be be the same number as half your weight. That seems just a wee bit much to me.
If you manage to do it, just don't go to a Mets game. Or else you might find yourself behind this woman and have to wait a l-o-n-g time for your turn.
And just in case the booming metropolis of Muncie runs out of bottled water for Lid, I'm happy to reassure her that NASA has her back.
but there is also a third thing that makes water
and nobody knows what that is.
Well, Mr. Lawrence., I guess now they do.
Mocha, anyone?
"People have probably been getting their hands stuck in toilets as long as there have been toilets." Really. I've been on the planet 46 years and have never done this nor has anyone I've ever known. Maybe it's a regional thing?
ReplyDeleteAlso, before he retired, my FIL worked for the city water company, so I already knew about this recycling. But I don't just drink former pee water; I drink BOTTLED former pee water, which is waaaay superior. Actually, after reading this, I realize that even rain water wouldn't be urine-free now. Thanks for the great early-morning, before the first bottle post. UGH
ReplyDeleteyou just had to go and make it harder didn't you! :) I am working so hard to get my quota of water in each day.....hope my filter really works!
ReplyDeleteYah Sara I hope mine does too, for my mocha that is! Thanks Linda! This was very funny! I read 2nd cup of coffee post yesterday too! You both crack me up and inform me!
ReplyDeleteI love it!
Christy
Actually, after about a week of drinking that much water, your body gets used to it and you're not in the bathroom 40 times a day anymore. Trust me...as a serial dieter, I know!
ReplyDeleteXandra
Oh my. Just reading this made me have to go! I think I hear swishing when I walk. lol Blessings, SusanD
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