A reporter interviewed a 104-year-old woman.
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
And I couldn't resist passing this along. . .
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips.
"Are you the friar?" he asks.
"No. I'm the chip monk," he replies.
What was that? No pun is mature until it's fully groan? These are both really ripe. ;)
ReplyDeleteCome on back by my place read my punny Haiku (you'll have to search for it) but better yet -- read the comments. There's a riot of puns in there!
oh, I am so not a pun person....argh! I want to think of something clever to write, but I got nothin'
ReplyDeleteLove it, no peer pressure at 104!!! something to look forward to!
Thanks for the morning giggle!!!
ReplyDeleteBlessings on this Friday morning.
Robin
Chip monk! bwahahaha! That cracked me up! You should link this up at Friday Funnies over at Homesteader's Heart! (there's a link in my sidebar)
ReplyDeleteOh those were too funny. And the first one is so true isn't it? LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks for joining in Linda. Come back any time to join in the fun!!
Happy Friday to you!
Kim
I've seen the first one but the second is new to me -- and very funny!!
ReplyDeleteROFL!!! Love it...makes me want to reach 104, but only if I have a friend or two around to joke with!
ReplyDeleteGod bless,
Mary
Oh these were funny. I'm sending them off to my dad. He's gonna love 'em.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs.
Hahahahaha! I love corny jokes like this. HILARIOUS! :) You know...I see you 'round often commenting on other blogs I follow...I figured it's about time to stop in and say hello!
ReplyDeleteHELLO! :D
ba dum pum - cymbal
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