What's the difference between unique and very unique?
We put in our two cents, but only get a penny for our thoughts. Who gets the extra penny?
When do you become important enough to be considered assassinated and not just murdered?
Can you cry under water?
Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box?
When you get to heaven, are you stuck for eternity wearing the same clothes you were buried in?
Why did we put a man on the moon before we realized it would be a good idea to make luggage with wheels?
Why are actors IN movies but ON television?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast?
Why does grass grow where you do not want it and not grow where you do?
Why do we say we slept like a baby when they wake up every two hours?
Why do we pay to get to the top of tall buildings, then pay to use binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If a deaf person goes to court, do they call it a hearing?
We say, "It's Greek to me." What do the Greeks say?
(Ans: "It's Chinese to me.")
If we don't care that Jimmy cracked corn, why do we still sing about it?
Why does Goofy stand upright and Pluto stand on all four feet? They're both dogs.
On Gilligan's Island, the professor could make a radio out of a coconut. Why couldn't he fix the hole in the boat?
If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that stuff from ACME, why doesn't he just buy himself dinner?
Can you drive in the car pool lane if you're driving a hearse with a corpse in it?
Why does a dog get mad at you if you blow in his face, but then stick his head out the window when you take him for a car ride?
All questions I often ask myself!!! Very funny!
ReplyDeleteWhy do we only cry if we spill our milk but not our water?
ReplyDeleteWho still sings about Jimmy?!! :)
ReplyDeleteI think you are showin' your age with a few of these, Linda! Gilligan's Island, Wile E. coyote, Jimmy cracked corn.....but of course I knew them all! ha!
Oh, so funny! I must say that one about blowing in the dog's face has always been a question for me.
ReplyDeleteHi-larious! I knew them all too.
ReplyDeleteSo super funny. Yeah and don't spread that corpse one around too much. I live in LA and people might just actually try it...ha ha.
ReplyDeleteAmy@ allthingsaro.blogspot.com
Hysterical. I don't know why but the Wile E. Coyote made me laugh out loud. (I'm so juvenile.) And for some reason, Zoe likes for us to blow in her face. Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteWonderful! Thanks for giving me a laugh today!
ReplyDeleteYou could have given George Carlin a run for his money...
ReplyDeletehave you ever wondered "how" Peter picked a "pickled" pepper? (you can't pickle them until after you pick 'em)
i never understand whil people cry of a milk. it`s a strange sentance. today water costs more than milk !
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