Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Reincarnation

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR!


I don't know who wrote that, but it sure made me laugh!

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9 comments:

DidiLyn said...

That was so funny! I love it!!! (Totally deserving of all the exclamation points I gave it.)

Sarah@Life in the Parsonage said...

Hilarious! And now I'm bummed that I don't believe in reincarnation ;)

Angela said...

Yes, if I was to reincarnate, I would definitly choose the bear... Good one!

sara said...

I loved that!!! and it made me smile after a very trying afternoon...thanks!

Becoming Me said...

cute

A Stone Gatherer said...

I've heard that before, but it always makes me smile!

Kelli said...

I love this! So funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Kelli

Natalie said...

Love this post! It made me laugh out loud!

luvmy4sons said...

I liked that too. I wanna be a bear! My hubby's mother was actually nicknamed, "Mamma Bear!"