Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I don't know who wrote that, but it sure made me laugh!
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That was so funny! I love it!!! (Totally deserving of all the exclamation points I gave it.)
Hilarious! And now I'm bummed that I don't believe in reincarnation ;)
Yes, if I was to reincarnate, I would definitly choose the bear... Good one!
I loved that!!! and it made me smile after a very trying afternoon...thanks!
cute
I've heard that before, but it always makes me smile!
I love this! So funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Kelli
Love this post! It made me laugh out loud!
I liked that too. I wanna be a bear! My hubby's mother was actually nicknamed, "Mamma Bear!"
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